As I tried to leave the house
After four days with the boys at home
On our way out the door to go to school
I discovered just how much Jack disliked the new strawberry bars
By stepping into a glob with my bare toes
Then spying another close by.
Once we made it to the drive,
With the car in sight and door locked behind,
I found the rest of the strawberry glue
Clinging to Jack’s pants.
He gets Cheerios from now on.